This story was first published in the August 2009 issue of Wyoming Wildlife magazine. It was awarded the Best Magazine Humor award in the 2010 Magazine Humor contest of the Outdoor Writers Association of America Excellence In Craft Contests. My buddy Ned was ecstatic. “Can you believe it? There’s nobody here but us!” Ned had parked my truck …
Category Archives: Humor
How we found Lost Lake
This story was published in Wyoming Wildlife magazine in March 2006. It was 1970 and I was driving my new Bronco home from the dealership. My first four wheel drive! No longer would I be confined to the road, forced to fish where others fished. Now I could go ANYWHERE! Bear in mind this was …
Kansas Wildlife & Parks magazine
Contrary to popular opinion, I draw a LOT of clean, family-oriented cartoons. Here is just one example from the current issue of Kansas Wildlife & Parks magazine.
And I get PAID for this stuff!
Tweener Time
Once again it’s “Tweener Time”. A Tweener is a cartoon too filthy and degenerate for outdoor publications yet too outdoorsy for Playboy. For you non duck hunters…so-called dabbling ducks – mallards, pintails, teal and others -tip up to feed on edible stuff in the water like invertebrates, seeds and plants. When you see a dabbling duck …
It’s Tweener Time
As the sun pulls away from the shore and our boat sinks slowly in the west it’s Tweener Time once again. Remember? A Tweener is a cartoon that is a little too risqué for outdoor publications but too outdoorsy for Playboy. It’s in between. This Tweener is special because it’s about crappie. How many cartoons have you …
My new shotgun
You’re driving on I-49 in western Missouri and hear a loud noise that rattles the windows in Butler and Rich Hill, sends wild animals scurrying west across the highway in panic and causes your vehicle to shudder uncontrollably don’t be alarmed. It’s just me patterning my new shot gun before the upcoming spring turkey season.
Lone Oak Duck Club: New Members
Things are looking up at the Five Guys and a Swamp Duck CLub since my last post. We’re still not seeing any ducks but now we don’t really give a damn. Our two new members have made sitting in the blind on a slow day a lot more interesting.
Tweener Time
Once again it’s Tweener Time when you get the rare privilege of viewing a cartoon that is too salacious and degenerate to appear in outdoor sports publications yet too outdoorsy for Playboy, the magazine for the urban male. To understand this cartoon all you need to know is that bucks are male deer and the …
Tweener Time
Once again it’s Tweener Time. A “Tweener” is a cartoon too outdoorsy for Playboy but too raunchy for outdoor magazines. It’s sort of the anti-Goldy Locks , it’s in between.